If you had Jessica Simpson's kind of money, what would you want in your delivery room when you welcomed your new baby?

Katherine - posted on 05/11/2012 ( 6 moms have responded )




My own private nurse who was the sweetest person on earth. A morphine drip, a big huge fluffy pillow, someone changing my sheets when I need them too!, a hot ass doctor, a full bed, man I could go on and on lol!


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Stifler's - posted on 05/14/2012




A comfier bed and co sleeper cart thing attached to the bed rather than having to get up and down with a sore butt/vagina to feed/change/settle the baby.

Teresa - posted on 05/14/2012




A TALL glass of cabernet. My babies come so fast. My last was born 20 minutes after my first pain. Yeah 3 to 10 centimeters is NOT fun. But afterward, it's back to normal.

Bethany - posted on 05/12/2012




exactly what i had except for my first midwife, her ass would have been out the f'ing door as soon as she opened her mouth.
bub was emergency c section and i had all the good drugs he had a true knot in his cord of babies who have this 1% survive it was also looped around his neck, but he was out n squarking perfectly, i think if i changed anything he wouldnt have been so luck :)

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uuuuhhh...i liked my delivery with my first. the delivery room was very cozy, nice dark walls and furniture and a huge tv and a nice couch for hubby and my own walk-in shower, it was great. not so sure about this coming delivery, but my first was great.

besides, if i had Jessica Simpson's kind of money, what i'd want wouldn't quite fit in a delivery room (ie a house i designed, a pretty truck for hubby, a food processor, all kinds of baking pans, a dishwasher, a washer and dryer, etc...)

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Only thing I can think of is a bigger bed and fluffier pillows than I had...maybe a jacuzzi. Other than that, I liked the way my delivery went :)

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