funny birthing stories

Rosie - posted on 04/29/2010 ( 9 moms have responded )




what are your funny birth stories? mine is when i was in labor with vincent. they needed to put internal monitors on me, so they needed to break my water to do so. the doctor leans in there to break it and when she does, it was seriously like the exorcist. water spewed out of me all over her!! it was so horrifying for me. i knew i couldn't help it, but this poor woman was covered, mostly on her face, and arm, with amniotic fluid. i felt so bad, but hopefully she's learned to put on some type of protection from then on, lol!!


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Rosie - posted on 05/02/2010




LMFAO!!! this is the first itme i've seen that without the effects of drugs!! and it's still funny!! lol!

Rosie - posted on 05/01/2010




that reminds me of when i was in labor with grant, i was trying so hard not to have an epidural. so they gave me a shot of nubane. we were watching MTV and a video came on that was hilarious to me. it had the singers running around in monkey costumes, and the song (i can't remember the name of it) goes- you and me baby ain't nothing, but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel!
i was singing that at the top of my lungs and laughing so hard at the monkeys running around. i kept on saying look at the monkeys look at the monkeys!!! ooh, good times.

Nikki - posted on 05/01/2010




The gas made me feel like I was on acid! It was the most amazing strange feeling, my husband was so embarrassed because I was completely tripping, I remember laughing and telling everyone in the room that I knew how techno music had been invented, by women in labour because it's all that I could hear in my head! I was convinced it was a secret between all labouring women! I am surprised the didn't wheel me up to the psych ward afterwards!

Emma - posted on 04/30/2010




When my daughter was born my water had broken but most of it was still in me so when the doctor was gilding her out all of a sudden this wave of liquid covered him he got slimmed as it where and he was not in scrubs and we all have splatters of blood on us in the first pics.

Also with my daughter i had told my hubby his one and only job was to make sure i got my drugs lol
The look of shear terror on his face when they told us i was way to far along for anything was classic, and the look on his face when he watched the head come out lol

Sarah - posted on 04/30/2010




I asked the doctor who gave me my epidural to marry me.....i can still remember, his name was Simon. He said "I get that a lot!"

Then with my youngest, they gave me the spinal block for my emergency C-section, and were doing the cold spray thing to see if i could feel anything....i was going "Yes! I can feel it! I'm sure i can feel it!"
One of the nurses came over and started messing about under the sheet while i was chatting away.....she said "Did you feel that?" and i said "Er......." and she pulled out the BIGGEST needle i've ever seen and said "Well i was poking you with that, so i guess the spinal is ok now!" I had to agree with that! lol :)

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The epidural made me a crazy person. Really. I felt drunk. And according the the DVD that my sis-in-law made of my daughter's first few days, I was acting as drunk as I felt. Crazy out of my mind.

Lady - posted on 04/29/2010




I did that to my first midwife too, Thankfully she did have on scrubs and an apron, it had obviously happened to her before.

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