Funny things kids say!!

Deanna - posted on 12/14/2010 ( 10 moms have responded )




What are some of the funny or shocking things your child has said to you?

My favorites are

"Mama-I need privacy" -when going to the bathroom
She calls Buzz Lightyear "Buzz Like-her" Sooo funny
Justin Bieber came on the TV today and she yelled "LOOK MAMA BIEBER!!!!!!!" and she'll sing "You Smile, I smile, woooooooaaaaahhhhh"
She also LOVEEES to sing along to the radio, soo funny hearing her in the back singing "Like a G-6" and "Just the way you are" by bruno mars. Ive got a video of her singing "Just the way you are" its soo cute.
She also names every toy she has "_____ Nielsen" Our last name So she'll be like Maddy neeesen (nielsen) daddy neeesen etc then teddy bear neeeesen, puppy dog neeesen. Adorable!


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Deanna - posted on 01/26/2011




Hahahahhaa those are all so cute!

A couple of weeks ago we were at a very busy Tim Hortons on our way home from holidays. She stands up on her chair in the middle of the packed resteraunt and yells "EXCUSE ME PEOPLES...THIS IS *MY* CARTER!"(her brother) so random. It was sooo funny though

Colleen - posted on 01/21/2011




My son was putting a cap back on the marker he was using. He started turning and turning to get it on. Then with utter concentration he proclaimed, Ethan is busy screwing. How could I not chuckle? and hope he doesn't say that out loud in public.

Nicole - posted on 01/11/2011




The other day my daughter wanted her daddy to dance with her and she was singing im pretty im pretty. lol its only started because i said her head band was pretty lol so cute. and daddy was very happy to dance around the house to my our daughter happy ♥

Anna - posted on 01/09/2011




My little one is always saying such funny things, it's amazing where they learn it! Anyway today one of the things she said was "uh oh i need batteries" because one of her toys had died lol!

Karen - posted on 01/09/2011




A loud sound suprised my 25 month old daughter and she grabbed her chest and said, "Oh mama! That really startled my heart!".
I've never said that, I have no idea where she picked it up from : )

Sharon - posted on 01/08/2011




my 22month old just randomly shouts boobies wherever she is whether were in a shop or on a bus and my 6 yr old who was 3 at the time shouted at the top of her voice in a crowded supermarket to my mum who was 2 aisles away from me "grandma i need a poo" my dad said my mums face was bright red so i guess the other shoppers knew that it was her lol

April - posted on 01/05/2011




My little girl dances to the song 'Lean Like a Cholo', which is hilarious cuz she actually does the dance and we are so not Latino, lol. My other favorite is when our Yorkie is barking and she looks at him and says, 'Shut it, Gucci.'

Kylie - posted on 01/02/2011




We were out driving a few days ago and my son asked us "where do the farts go?' with a little perplexed face. He really wanted to know but we couldn't stop laughing, hes the cutest.

Tanya - posted on 01/01/2011




my son asks me if i'm making muffins first thing in the morning. I work 40+ hours a week and muffin making just doesn't happen, so i have no idea where he got this idea. hes also a clean freak so he tells us to put our cups/plate on the counter - even when we're not done. It was too funny when my husband left a coffee cup on the table while my son was colouring. Erik looked at him and said 'in the sink da da, cup in the sink" his serious little face and finger pointing at the counter were the icing on the cake.

Louise - posted on 12/15/2010




When shouting for me to clap at her dancing my daughter shouts "crap mummy crap" Lifts a few eyebrows at family gatherings!

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