kids funny comments

April - posted on 03/01/2009 ( 22 moms have responded )

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something we love about our kids--they can say the funniest things! share em--0



example: my son, 3 at the time was helping his grandpa with their yard work. grandpa asked nathan if he wanted to go fishing when they were done with their work, nathan very seriously nods his head and says "YEP! Ya know, grandpa, I haven't been fishing in years!"

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MaryMargaret - posted on 04/22/2009

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My son Daniel is 20 months and I am 8 months pregnant. One morning I was on all fours trying to get some of the pressure off my lower back, and Daniel ran over to me and in a very concerned little voice, as he patted my shoulder, said "Mommy?" like he wanted to know if I was ok. Then he patted my belly, and said "Baby??". Much to my surprise he squatted down next to me and in a very determined voice says, " PUSH, PUSH, PUSH!" Needless to say I started laughing so hard I thought I was going to pass out. Daniel doesn't watch Baby Story on TLC with me anymore!

Patricia - posted on 04/15/2009

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Too Funny!



My son (3) looked out the window the other morning and saw that it was snowing. I sighed and said "Oh no! It's snowing again." Zander looked out the window again, shaking his head and said, "That God...he made it snaw again. What a little stinker!" :)

User - posted on 04/15/2009

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her other classic was

'has daddy got boobies'

'urgh well sort of'

'they're not as big as yours though are they mummy'

'no sweetheart they're not'

User - posted on 04/15/2009

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My three year old was watching me getr out of the shower and in teh most innocent voice said

'Mummy is your bum big'

'urgh well yes I suppose it is'

'You won't fall down the toilet would you'

'urgh no I don't think so'

'My bum is small and I fall down the toilet but it no matter I get back up'

She'd really thought about it, but I had to sit down from laughing so hard.

Kate CP - posted on 04/13/2009

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The other night we were at my parent's house for dinner and my daughter was being a little goofy. She was running around and I told her "Don't run in the house, you're going to fall and hurt yourself." She turned to look at me and slowed down. Then she started running again, turned around and ran face first into a wall. I said "Baby, that's a wall. That's why we don't run in the house." She said "Oh, a wall."

I died. I just died. XD

Amanda - posted on 04/13/2009

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My son (2 yr. 3 mo.) was playing with his cars and a bunch of them fell on the floor and he says "Oh my goodness, my cars fall down." in the most serious voice you could possibly imagine. LOL :) He makes me laugh on a daily basis with some of the things that come out of his mouth. Yesterday when he was openning his easter stuff he kept saying Ooh chocolate or ooh car,well I opened up one of the plastic eggs and it had a couple of whopper eggs in them and he grabbed one and said ooh crunchy!! I have no idea why he thought it was  a crunchy. He eats the little Gerber snacks (they look like cheese puffs) and he calls those crunchies. :)

Kylie - posted on 04/12/2009

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Yesterday we were at the grandparents house of Easter lunch and Grandma was telling my 4 year old about their pet weiro and how he flew in and sat on her head that morning and was scratching around for ages then did a poo and flew off, Lil’s my daughter was very interested and I said to her well did you tell Grandma what your chicken did to your trampoline and she proceeded to tell her that one night the Peri the chicken roosted on the trampoline and when she came out in the morning and it was covered in chicken poo. Then she sighed and said “another poo story"



We all laughed to hard, the way she said it was so cute.



 

Alicia - posted on 04/11/2009

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i said i love u to my 2 1/2yr old... he said no momma dont say that, i love you....or no momma dont sit there thats for my trucks...u sit over there...or Angel broke it I need batteries...kids say the funniest things

Patricia - posted on 04/09/2009

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What a great conversation idea!! I love reading all of the quotes from the little ones :)



My son continually makes us laugh, but wouldn't you know it...nothing is standing out at the moment :)



I do remember my niece (who was 3 at the time) when I was about 8 months pregnant. We were sitting at a table in a restaurant we she so seriously looked at me and asked, "Why do you have a baby in your tummy?" I quickly answered that God had put it there for me. She thought about it for a minute and stuck out her hand, palm up and said "okay...spit it out!" I laughed so hard I thought that I might have the baby right then and there :) I guessed that she figured the only way to get things in your tummy was to swallow it so that must be the way that it comes out too! LOL

Keli - posted on 04/08/2009

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I was at the grocery store with my then 2 yr old and we passed by the bakery. A lady was behind the counter baking a cake with the chef's hat on and my daughter said (quite loudly) "Mama, it's the muffin man!!!"

Christina - posted on 04/08/2009

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I was shopping with my 6 yr old daughter, looking thru the clothes racks ( in my size ) she grabs a shirt off the rack and says to my " Mommy, this ones really cute, now all I have to do is buy some boobs" I just about fell over! Realized later she meant a bra.

Claudia - posted on 03/07/2009

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Posted by (March 4, 4:45 am)





Just recently my son (8yrs) has been calling his new sister's umbilical cord and 'extension cord'  too cute. :D






That is hilarious!!






My son 3.5 and I were shopping at the grocery store and a 30-40ish woman with really white hair just past her shoulders passed by... my son, in his most innocently loud voice asks me, "Mommy, why is her hair sooo white, is she old?"   lol    I had to apologize to her and tell her that we had just told him that grandma has white hairs because she's getting old and that's what happens when we get older....  she was obviously ok with it as it was an innocent comment from him but we both couldn't help but laugh.


Katie - posted on 03/04/2009

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my 3 year old really does say the darndest things...



he is always asking his grandma and aunt if they can "make a date". however, my absolute favorie was when one day he overheard his dad talking about hooters and a few minutes later he looked at us, completely straight faced and said " i need to go to hooters and find a girlfriend who likes me and will clean my room" i literally had to run away from him bcuz it was so inapropriately funny. i never know whats gonna come out next

Jody - posted on 03/04/2009

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My 5 year old daughter has been trying to be more grown up lately and we were out to eat at the local mexican restaraunt. We decided to let her order her quesadillas herself. She told the waitress that she would like an order of the "cases of dilla" please. We almost died laughing!

Rebekah - posted on 03/04/2009

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Just recently my son (8yrs) has been calling his new sister's umbilical cord and 'extension cord' too cute. :D

Shari - posted on 03/03/2009

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My 3 year old and I were playing a game, hi ho cherry-o, and she grabbed all the cherries off her tree at once and said "I win!" So I said "You're a cheater" to which she answered "I'm a cheeker?" grabbed both cheeks and continued "Oh, thats why they hurt!"   LOL!!!

Kimberly - posted on 03/02/2009

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Yes, the little darlings can be so innocently funny.  We had just seen one of the Charlie Brown holiday specials on tv the day before & we're grabbing some breakfast @ a drive thru.  When asked what the girls would like to eat, our oldest daughter Piper (then 2) said, "A charlie hashbrown please".  We rolled!



Our 2nd "baby" will tell you herself, that she's spicy & she is.  She's always "on" and I love the energy, but sometimes it's a real challenge.  Both girls got to choose 1 show to watch & Piper picked Diego.  Presley was greatly upset by this & instead of his "Go Diego Go" theme song, she yelled, "No Diego No!" followed by a very loud raspberry.  I was on the phone with my Mom & had to leave the room, cause she's too funny.

Crystal - posted on 03/01/2009

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My daughter was 5 (I think) and very upset with me because she didn't want to leave her auntie's house. My brother in law was just coming in the door from work. He growled at my daughter (like a monster noise). She put her hands on her hips and told him very sternly, "Uncle Jeff. I am not in any kind of mood to be growled at. Please do not do that anymore." We all just about died laughing...

Julie - posted on 03/01/2009

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Well I could list tons! But my all time favorite came from my oldest daughter. When she was three we were sitting in the backyard watching all the kids play around during the summer. There was a gorgeous sunset and my daughter looked up and said, " Look mommy Jesus is showing us heaven!" My heart just melted and I about died of laughter. Too cute!

Louise - posted on 03/01/2009

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my son hes 23mnths old bout a month ago he saw a piece of thread on the couch and points an says "mess" lol shows i say mess alot hehehe

Kate CP - posted on 03/01/2009

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When Sam, my daughter, was a little younger she was walking around the house with a coloring pencil in her hand. Her aunt happened to be there and chimed in "Sam, be careful with that. It's dangerous-like scissors." Sam looked at her, looked back at the pencil and said in a very condescending tone "This is not scissors. This is a pencil!It's not dangerous" and walked off. Oh, how I love that girl. :)

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