I'm just curious what do your kids call their private parts?

Serene - posted on 04/17/2011 ( 29 moms have responded )

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My almost 3 year old son used to call his private part "penis, then one day he said,"Mommy I have to go potty and this is my friend Roman." He pulled it out and went potty. I busted up laughing because i have never heard him say that. That is his name..

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Sarah - posted on 04/19/2011

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We use the real names, penis, vagina, etc. Studies show that children who call them the real name are less of targets for child molesters because it shows maturity and takes the "fun" out of it for them.

Jackie - posted on 04/21/2011

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LOL, my nephew named his member "Bob", as for my son we call it his manhood.

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Corena - posted on 04/22/2011

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We use the proper names...but...right now both his bum and his penis are bum to him. And so are my parts. :)

Merry - posted on 04/22/2011

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My two year old son says penis and testicles for his and vulva for girl parts.

Kelly - posted on 04/21/2011

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My almost 4 year old calls his his penis. We taught him the proper words, figuring he calls all his other parts the right words, so what's the difference. Plus, as a previous poster pointed out, that way he'll be less of a target to predators.

Kati - posted on 04/20/2011

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My almost 3 year old likes to alternate between ding ding and wiener. And my daughter's is a who who.

Adrianne - posted on 04/19/2011

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My nearly five y/o used to call it her bum and her front bum :-) now it's her fanny and her butt (in Oz your fanny is your vagina)

Lakeitra - posted on 04/19/2011

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My 2year daughter calls it her CooCoo. Dont know why I really think they just come up with there own names and we can call it what we want but they are still gonna call it whatever they what.

Stephanie - posted on 04/19/2011

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my 3 yr old son calls his pener (penis + weiner) is my best bet. momma my pener needs to go potty. i love it.

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My two-year old knows that it is her "vulva", but she calls her baby brother's parts his "peanut".

Giacci - posted on 04/19/2011

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My son calls it his peenie. Lol I think he's tryna say penis but well u know 2 year old speech lol

Tiarna - posted on 04/19/2011

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my daugther calls it her nudie and well my son doesnt call it anything yet but i say it his woodle

Kelley - posted on 04/19/2011

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Whatever works!! LOL Call them what they are I think Arm is an arm y can't private parts ber called the right word. Kid's are cute.

Carmen - posted on 04/18/2011

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My 4 year old has been calling his private part a 'mule'. Thats what daddy taught him...apparently that name/title is what they have always called it in his family. I tried having him change that to penis or something more 'common' but he is very "stubborn". :)

Kimberly - posted on 04/18/2011

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LOL, that is hilarious! Love it. My son is 3 1/2 and for some reason insists on calling his penis his tushy. His bottom is his butt, but his penis is his tushy! No idea where it came from but that's what is now.

Jenni - posted on 04/18/2011

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hahahha typical male giving his penis it's own persona. ;)
My son is almost 3 and still calls his penis, his penis.

Toni - posted on 04/18/2011

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That is really funny!
My 2 1/2 year old calls his bits 'dooey'. Im pretty sure he is trying to say 'doodle', but cant quite say it, lol

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